Choose Your Own Adventure with the Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Why the hell should I go get Flea, I'm the mother fucking contest winner. You guys should be serving me.""Way to be an asshole dude," Anthony says with anger in his eyes. "We all thought you were cool."
"This guy is about as cool as a pair of underwear that just came out of the dryer," Chad says. The Chili Peppers all high five in celebration of that marvelous zing and you start to tear up.
"Look, you made the girl cry," Anthony then starts to pretend to wipe his eyes, "Look at me I'm a big baby. A big girly baby."
"Looks like our contest winner is more like a contest weiner," John adds. The Chili Peppers all start high fiveing again.
"That's it. I'm out of here, I don't like you guys anymore," you say while crying and probably wetting your pants.
You start to leave when you hear John say, "Nobody walks out on the Chili Peppers and lives to tell about it." He then wails on the guitar so hard that the sound causes your brain to violently vibrate. You try to fight the pain but it is useless. There is nothing you can do to save yourself. The hemeraging causes your skull to explode, throwing brain matter and bone across the room. Your death is met with applause from Anthony and Chad.
THE END
