Christopher Meloni's Twitter Page
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AH! IT’S BURNING MY SKIN OFF!about 1 minute ago from web |
Name Christopher Meloni |
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It just erupted into a huge fireball! Everything is on fire! about 2 minutes ago from web
Energy beams are shooting out of it. about 3 minutes ago from web
The Thing is still shaking. about 4 minutes ago from web
Police aren’t going to stop this thing. It’s up to me. I threw my half eaten hotdog at it. Said Take that asshole! about 5 minutes ago from web
The Thing is starting to shake. about 7 minutes ago from web
The bullets don’t have any effect. They just bounce of its skin. about 10 minutes ago from web
They are shooting it. about 15 minutes ago from web
People are screaming now. The police showed up and I told them to shoot that Thing and they started shooting that Thing. about 16 minutes ago from web
That Thing spit out the guy’s bones. Ha ha cool. It barfed. about 17 minutes ago from web
HOLLY SHIT it ate that guy! An arm came outta the Thing and grabbed the dude and shoved it in its mouth and IT FUCKING ATE THAT GUY! about 18 minutes ago from web
OMFG he’s gonna touch it! about 20 minutes ago from web
Some guy is going up to it. Don’t do it man. I should yell that to him instead of twittering it but twitter is ballz. about 21 minutes ago from web
People are taking pics of it on their phones. We’re all keeping our distance. about 25 minutes ago from web
What the fuck is that thing? about a half hour ago from web
It’s not a meteor. It’s red and egg shaped. 2 feet high. Doesn’t look like no satellite. It’s glowing. about 40 minutes ago from web
Whole bunch of people here but no police. That puts me in charge. about 45 minutes ago from web
Gonna check it out. about 1 hour ago from web
Looked like a meteor came down. It was on fire. Crashed in the middle of the park behind all the trees. about 1 hour ago from web
HOLLY SHIT something just fell out of the sky! about 1 hour ago from web
Some guy is walking a real ugly dog. about 2 hours ago from web
The great thing about being an actor is getting away with touching girl’s butts. about 2 hours ago from web
I touched a girl’s ass who was in front of me in line for the water fountain. I was smooth about it so she didn’t know I did it on purpose. She turned around when she felt it and asked if I was the det elliot stabler from SVU. She said it was cool to meet me. about 2 hours ago from web
Bought a hotdog. Yum. about 3 hours ago from web
The park is real sweet. Nice day. People keep on coming up to me and saying Hey you’re on Law N Order. Hell yeah. about 3 hours ago from web
I’ll take my laptop to the park and twitter. about 4 hours ago from web
Just got out of the shower. Eating golden grahams right now. First day off in awhile, wanna spend it at the park. Hope someone notices me. about 5 hours ago from web
Long day at work filming the season finale for SUV. Gonna sleep on my pile of money, prolly go to the park tomorrow. about 20 hours ago from web
