Author Topic: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!  (Read 1476 times)

Offline shoes22

  • Beach Boy
  • ****
  • Posts: 939
  • HP: 58
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« on: August 19, 2010, 11:28:26 PM »
It's free! Get a certificate, and coax your friends into letting you officiate their wedding!

http://www.open-ministry.org/create_account.php
Yeah mama this surely is a dream.

Offline Spode

  • A Doctrine in Internet Anthropology
  • Donna Jo
  • ***
  • Posts: 306
  • HP: 2
    • View Profile
    • Civilchan
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 05:30:40 AM »
You can't be serious, what's the catch?

Offline ratatat

  • Donna Jo
  • ***
  • Posts: 400
  • HP: 3
  • Gender: Female
  • I SAVED LATIN, WHAT DID YOU EVER DO.
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 06:36:33 AM »
a teacher at my school did that for another teacher's wedding.

Offline jane

  • Stephanie
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • HP: 6
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 07:30:47 AM »
My aunt did that for her daughter's wedding. The whole event was very cheap.

Offline Spode

  • A Doctrine in Internet Anthropology
  • Donna Jo
  • ***
  • Posts: 306
  • HP: 2
    • View Profile
    • Civilchan
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 08:54:18 AM »
My aunt did that for her daughter's wedding. The whole event was very cheap.

It's kind of funny too seeing as my brother and his girlfriend are going to get married in October.

Offline my2gaycats

  • Mano
  • *
  • Posts: 380
  • HP: 4
  • Gender: Female
  • catsgay2my for dyslexics
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 12:34:26 PM »
I did that about a year ago. The certificate is free but getting an extra title is 3 dollars. I am now high priestess.
NEVER PUT MEME QUOTES HERE

Why are we walking like this?

Offline PrincessofPants

  • Condom Lady
  • Beach Boy
  • ******
  • Posts: 3416
  • HP: 71
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 12:47:51 PM »
It asked how you heard about them...if I do this, I will type "Spode" in that little box.

Offline ratatat

  • Donna Jo
  • ***
  • Posts: 400
  • HP: 3
  • Gender: Female
  • I SAVED LATIN, WHAT DID YOU EVER DO.
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 02:18:40 PM »
can we all become ordained ministers so this will become a board of ministers instead of a degrassi board

Offline skinny

  • fish meat is practically a vegetable
  • Beach Boy
  • ******
  • Posts: 4981
  • HP: 535
  • Gender: Female
  • possum serial killer
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2010, 02:32:24 PM »
I will be the Pope of the Church of Stephen Fry which I just made up right now and he would probably hate.

Offline Spode

  • A Doctrine in Internet Anthropology
  • Donna Jo
  • ***
  • Posts: 306
  • HP: 2
    • View Profile
    • Civilchan
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2010, 08:42:31 PM »
I still think this is too good to be true.

Offline jane

  • Stephanie
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • HP: 6
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Become an ordained minister in 5 minutes!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2010, 08:44:34 PM »
I love this so much.