It's like I cannot break up with him. He is amazing at guilt tripping me. No matter what I say, he says we can work it out. I told him I don't know if I love him anymore. Nope, we can fix that. I'm in love with my ex. We can work through it. I was planning to cheat on you with said ex over fall break. Nope, still doesn't matter.
I think he could walk in on me having an orgy and he would be fine with it.
He's home now, but only for a few days. I don't really miss him. I'm actually enjoying his absence. Is that bad?