Degrassi's People of Color Face Off!
Let's meet the players.
Captain: Jimmy. Muslim: Hazel. Point Guard: Chris. Power Forward: Conner. Teacher: Coach Armstrong. Reserve Players: Liberty, Chante, Webster. |
Captain: Kendra. Muslim: Sav. Point Guard: Leia. Power Forward: Alli. Teacher: Ms. Kwan. |
Team Africa 
Team Asia Note to Team Asia: Manny Santos has been disqualified from your team due to the Philippines being located in Latin America.
Everybody shake hands. Let's begin!
Round 1: Captains
Jimmy Brooks
color: caramel
representing: Africa
Kendra Mason
color: yellow
representing: Asia
Jimmy Brooks has been a primary character from day one, while Kendra was a backup character who disappeared after she saw her brother dress Marco for his big gay date. Jimmy is the man of many hidden talents: basketball, art, and rapping. He also plays a mean bass guitar. Kendra likes anime and is related to Spinner sort of. Jimmy dated Ashley and Kendra dated Toby, so extra points to Jimmy...I suppose. Jimmy is from the future.
Points: Jimmy - 10 Kendra - 3
Winner: Jimmy
Round 2
Hazel Aden
color: moderate black
representing: Africa
Sav Bhandari
color: brown
representing: Asia
Not much to say. Both of them are Muslim and neither have done much on the show. Hazel has large breasts at least.
Points: Hazel - 3 Sav - 1
Winner: Hazel
Round 3
Chris Sharpe
color: dark black
representing: Africa
Leia Chang
color: yellow
representing: Asia
Chris tried to make a passionate argument for why he should win, but all was heard was "Booba doooba dooba beba scooba." However, Leia is named Leia. Sure, she has done even less on the show than Kendra, but her name...so beautiful.
Points: Chris - 5 Leia - 7
Winner: Leia. She's a princess.
Round 4
Conner Deslauriers
color: light black
representing: Africa
Alli Bhandari
color: brown
representing: Asia
The competitors are stepping onto the court. They look good, they're both young and fit and - OH NO!
Conner just shoved Alli to the floor! This looks like it will mean a disqualification for Conner.
The referee is reviewing the tape.
"Upon further review, Alli initiated the conflict by breaking Conner's pencil. Alli Bhandari is disqualified."
Points: Conner - 1 Alli - 0
Winner: Conner. You don't break someone's pencil. That's low.
Teacher Round
Coach Armstrong
color: light black
representing: Africa
Ms. Kwan
color: very light yellow
representing: Asia
This is a weak round. Ms. Kwan is a tough but fair English teacher. Coach Armstrong had sex with Liberty, I mean my God.
Points: Coach - 0 Kwan - 1
Winner: Ms. Kwan
Our judges are now totaling up the points.
Oh, wait. Look's like there is a late edition to Team Asia.
Hamtaro has stepped into the ring!
OK, Team Africa, which Reserve Player are you sending up to meet this challenge?
Oh boy. Um...Liberty GO!
Bonus Round
Liberty Van Zandt
color: light black
representing: Africa
Hamtaro
color: white and orange
representing: Asia
This is no contest. Hamtaro is a cute and cuddly little hamster pet. Liberty looks like someone shaved an adolescent bear and stuck her in denim overalls.
Points: Liberty - 0 Hamtaro - 10
Winner: Hamtaro
Final Score: Team Africa - 19. Team Asia - 22.
Winner: Team Asia. Good job Asians. Sorry blacks, looks like you guys can never catch a break.
You deserved it Team Asia, but don't party too hard. Too much alcohol makes your faces look all pink and puffy.
Tournament MVP: Jimmy Brooks
Come on everybody. Let's come together and go kick those Jews' asses!
