Conan O'Brien

Conan is the happy-go-lucky protagonist of this comic, which follows his beginnings from a humble Irish potato farmer to his rise as the most popular TV star who is on after midnight.

Conan is barely more than a foot tall. But what he lacks in height, he makes up for in dancing ability, positive attitude, and androgynous sex appeal.

Andy began his show biz career as the sidekick to Conan, as well as his roommate and (probably) non-homosexual life mate. But Andy wanted bigger things: he wanted his own sitcom on Fox.

Jim joined Conan's side in recent years with their animated series Pale Force. Jim is Conan's new hero following the departure of Andy Richter. He lives in Conan's house and sleeps with Conan's wife.

Jim is a fat, angry drunk of a man.

Andy Dick is Conan's arch enemy. They met while working on The Simpsons. Soon after Conan was brought on board as Matt Groening's pet, Andy was fired for not being funny and no one liking him. He blamed Conan for the loss of his last paying job and vowed revenge!

Will Conan be able to overcome Andy Dick's constant attacks? You'll have to tune in to find out!